u2october's Diaryland Diary

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the countdown begins...

after this entry, my next entry will be the big number 400. unlike a few people (who will remain anonymous) who have 30-40 entries that aren't really entries, mine are all real. they aren't all entertaining, but they are all real. my 400th episode will be a one hour special in primetime. it will actually be a retrospective of my diary. i guess i shouldn't say that. people can barely stomach single entries, much less a retrospective of numerous entries. maybe i should hire a clown. everyone likes clowns, right? wait a minute...wasn't there a serial killer that dressed like a clown? scratch the clown. maybe a trained otter. or midgets. that settles that. it'll be a combination midget/sea otter festival. now if i could get sigfried and roy to come over so i could have an otter attack nd make the news.

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13:46 - 10.10.03

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