u2october's Diaryland Diary

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long ass survey

last night i witnessed one of the best speeches i've ever heard. Former President Clinton gave an incredible speech that made the hair on my arm stand up. you can read it here.

Now due to the lack of a good entry, here's a survey stolen from Abe:

Have you...

1. Fallen for your best friend?:

Given that my best friend is a guy and I'm married...nope.

2. Made out with JUST a friend?:

Nope.

3. Been rejected?:

By a bunch of stupid chicks.

4. Been in love?:

still am.

5. Used someone?:

like a port-o-potty.

6. Been used?:

like a port-o-potty

7. Been Kissed?:

Daily by Adelle, occasionally by pupper, never by wiggy

8. Done something you regret?:

That one incident at the drag show

Who was the last person...

9. You touched?:

Adelle

10. You talked to?:

myself

11. You hugged?:

adelle

12. You instant messaged?:

my aunt suzanne

13. You kissed?:

all of these kissing ones will be adelle

14. You laughed AT:

The ghetto children at Cedar Valley

15. You yelled at?:

adelle

16. You laughed WITH?:

myself

17. Who broke your heart?:

not going there

18. Who told you they loved you:

adelle

Do you...

19. Color your hair?:

i used to all the time

20. Have tattoos?:

only 2 so far, but shopping for a third

21. Have piercings?:

haha, i still have the one ear pierced. that's so 80's

22. Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?:

do i look like i have a death wish?

23. Own a webcam?:

nope

24. Own a cell phone?:

yes

25. Ever get off the computer?:

eventually

26. Sprechen sie deutsche?:

i'm polish, so i don't recognize germans or the german language

27. Habla espanol?:

enough to find a bathroom and cuss you out

28. Quacker?:

howard or daffy

Have you / Do you / Are you...

29. Stolen anything?:

baseball cards when i was 7

30. Smoke?:

Not since last september

31. Schizophrenic?:

only according to a certain navy psychologist

32. Obsessive?:

just about weird things

33. Compulsive?:

again, just the weird things

34. Obsessive compulsive?:

i just have routines for certain things

35. Panic?:

only in the dark

36. Anxiety?:

sometimes

37. Depressed?:

not as much as i used to be

38. Suicidal?:

used to be

39. Obsessed with hate?:

for people who don't tip..hell yeah i hate those cheap ass mofo's

40. Dream of mutilated bodies, blood, death?:

hell yeah, that's what i'm talking about...wait, what was the question?

Questions

41. If you could be anywhere, where would you be?:

Either NYC or in Washington DC working in government

42. Can you do anything freakish with your body?:

the bagel of death

43. What facial feature do you find the most attractive on others?:

sharp wit and a bright mind

44. Would you vote for a woman candidate for president?:

yes, and i will when hillary clinton runs after John Kerry's 2 terms

45. Would you marry for money?:

nope

46. Have you had braces?:

nope, i was blessed with straight teeth

47. Do you pluck your eyebrows?:

i'm polish and proud of my unibrow

48. Do you like hairy backs?:

eww

49. When was the last time you had a hickey?:

a long ass time ago. that's a junior high thing

50. Could you live without a computer?:

yeah, but it'd be boring

51. Do you use ICQ, AOL Buddy list etc?:

not any more

52. If so, how many people are on your list(s)?:

used to have about 30.

53. If you could live in any past, when would it be?:

i'd go back to colonial times and arm the indians with modern weapons so they could kick whitey's ass

54. Do you wear white socks?:

yes

55. Do you wear shoes in the house or take them off?:

take them off

56. Your favorite fruit?:

elton john

57. Do you eat wheat bread or white?:

it's all about potato bread

58. What is your favorite place to visit?:

the rock and roll hall of fame, but it's in cleveland

59. What is the last movie you saw?:

the bourne identity

60. Do you kiss on the first date?:

i never did

61. Are you photogenic?:

not by any stretch of the imagination

62. Do you dream in color or black and white?:

i don't really see colors

63. Are you wearing fingernail polish?:

nope

64. Is it chipped or fresh?: N/A

65. Do you have any dimples?:

i don't think so

66. Do you remember being born?:

no

67. Why do you take surveys?:

cause i have no life

68. Do you drink alcohol?:

yeah, but not like i used to

69. Did you like middle school or do you like high school?:

high school was better

70. What is the best accent?:

british

71. Who do you want to kiss?:

they don't make these for married people

72. Do you like sunrises or sunsets the most?:

sunsets

73. Do you want to live to be 100?:

not if i can't be independent

74. Is appearance important to you?:

no one wants to be frumpy, but it's not the most important

75. Do you or have you played with a Ouija board?:

not enough money in the world

76. Are you loyal?:

yeah

77. Are you tolerant of other peoples beliefs?:

yes. we have that responsibility

78. When you watch movies at home, do you like the lights on or off?:

off

79. Do you like your nose?:

i'd look retarded without it

80. Do you think you can draw well?:

only stick figures

81. At what age did you find out that Santa Clause wasn't real?:

i grew up in an apartment complex where he'd have gotten shot breaking into peoples apartments.

82. How many pairs of shoes do have in your closet?:

none, i keep them under the bed

83. Do you like to wear the same shoes everyday or do you like a variety?:

i switch off every once in a while

84. Do you write poetry?:

used to

85. Snore?:

like a freight train

86. Do you sleep more on your back, front, or sides?:

side

87. Cats/Dogs?:

dogs. i hate cats

88. Do you lick stamps?:

sometimes. i actually like the taste

89. Do you use an electric can opener?:

yes

90. Have you ridden in a hot air balloon?:

not yet

Random ...

91. Like your name?:

it's ok, but my mom should learn to spell

92. Were you named after anyone?:

the guy with the technicolored dreamcoat

93. Do you wish on stars?:

no

94. Which finger is your favorite?:

is there any contest? the middle finger is so versatile

95. When did you last cry?:

when i stubbed my toe yesterday

96. Do you like your handwriting?:

judging by my handwriting, i should already have graduated medical school

97. Who do you admire?:

Bono, Martin Frost, John Kerry, Max Cleland

98. What is the #1 priority in your life?:

having a successful marriage and finishing school

99. What is your favorite lunchmeat?:

ham

100. Any bad habits?:

cussing like a sailor, biting sarcasm

101. What is your favorite animal?:

camels and llamas

102. If you were another person, would you be friends with yourself?:

if i could stand myself

103. Are you a daredevil?:

i'm more of a dumbass

104. Have you ever told a secret you swore not to tell?:

nope

105. Have you ever stolen anything?:

the show

106. Do looks matter?:

only in horshoes and hand grenades

107. Have you ever misused a word and it sounded absolutely dumb?:

yeah, but don't misunderestimate me

108. Do you think there is a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow?:

what the hell kind of question is this?

109. Do fish have feelings?:

???

110. Are you trendy?:

not at all

111. How do you release anger?:

lots of cussing

112. Where is your second home?:

school or mr jims

113. Do you trust others easily?:

why, so they can screw you over?

114. What was your favorite toy as a child?:

leggos and GI Joes

115. What class in school do you think is useless?:

Algebra, Geometry, basically anything above simple math. you will never use this information. ever.

116. Do you like sappy love songs?:

yes, and barry manilow is my hero

117. Have you ever been on radio or television?:

inadvertantly on TV, radio a few times

118. Do you have a journal?:

online

119. Do you use sarcasm a lot?:

I NEVER use sarcasm

120. Have you ever been in another country?:

nope, but i was close to Canada

121. What do you look for in a guy/girl?:

once again, i'm married

122. What is/are your nickname(s)?:

joey, el pollo loco

123. Would you bungee jump?:

yeah

124. Do you untie your shoes every time you take them off?:

they won't come off unless i do

125. What are you worried about right now?:

nothing and everything

126. Do you ever wear overalls?:

only one time

127. Do you think you are strong?:

average

128. What's your least favorite thing in the world?:

whining, stuck up rich bitches

129. How many wisdom teeth do you have?:

4

130. What would you change about yourself?:

i'd be a bit taller

131. Who are the people you care most about?:

my wife and family

I...

132. see: a monitor

133. need: a vacation

134. find: waldo...finally

135. have: the day off

136. love: adelle and pupper...alright, maybe wiggy too

137. hate: tomatoes, sour cream and mayonnaise curses to mayonnaise

138. miss: having a life

139. fear: the dark and swimming alone

140. feel: fine

141. hear: the gorgeous sounds of u2 relaxing me

142. wonder: who killed kennedy?

143. wish: i had a million dollars

144. regret: not becoming a sumo wrestler

145. What will you do now?: read transcripts from the Democratic National Convention.

:end transmission:

13:26 - 07.27.04

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