u2october's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- long ass survey last night i witnessed one of the best speeches i've ever heard. Former President Clinton gave an incredible speech that made the hair on my arm stand up. you can read it here. Now due to the lack of a good entry, here's a survey stolen from Abe: Have you... 1. Fallen for your best friend?: Given that my best friend is a guy and I'm married...nope. 2. Made out with JUST a friend?: Nope. 3. Been rejected?: By a bunch of stupid chicks. 4. Been in love?: still am. 5. Used someone?: like a port-o-potty. 6. Been used?: like a port-o-potty 7. Been Kissed?: Daily by Adelle, occasionally by pupper, never by wiggy 8. Done something you regret?: That one incident at the drag show Who was the last person... 9. You touched?: Adelle 10. You talked to?: myself 11. You hugged?: adelle 12. You instant messaged?: my aunt suzanne 13. You kissed?: all of these kissing ones will be adelle 14. You laughed AT: The ghetto children at Cedar Valley 15. You yelled at?: adelle 16. You laughed WITH?: myself 17. Who broke your heart?: not going there 18. Who told you they loved you: adelle Do you... 19. Color your hair?: i used to all the time 20. Have tattoos?: only 2 so far, but shopping for a third 21. Have piercings?: haha, i still have the one ear pierced. that's so 80's 22. Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: do i look like i have a death wish? 23. Own a webcam?: nope 24. Own a cell phone?: yes 25. Ever get off the computer?: eventually 26. Sprechen sie deutsche?: i'm polish, so i don't recognize germans or the german language 27. Habla espanol?: enough to find a bathroom and cuss you out 28. Quacker?: howard or daffy Have you / Do you / Are you... 29. Stolen anything?: baseball cards when i was 7 30. Smoke?: Not since last september 31. Schizophrenic?: only according to a certain navy psychologist 32. Obsessive?: just about weird things 33. Compulsive?: again, just the weird things 34. Obsessive compulsive?: i just have routines for certain things 35. Panic?: only in the dark 36. Anxiety?: sometimes 37. Depressed?: not as much as i used to be 38. Suicidal?: used to be 39. Obsessed with hate?: for people who don't tip..hell yeah i hate those cheap ass mofo's 40. Dream of mutilated bodies, blood, death?: hell yeah, that's what i'm talking about...wait, what was the question? Questions 41. If you could be anywhere, where would you be?: Either NYC or in Washington DC working in government 42. Can you do anything freakish with your body?: the bagel of death 43. What facial feature do you find the most attractive on others?: sharp wit and a bright mind 44. Would you vote for a woman candidate for president?: yes, and i will when hillary clinton runs after John Kerry's 2 terms 45. Would you marry for money?: nope 46. Have you had braces?: nope, i was blessed with straight teeth 47. Do you pluck your eyebrows?: i'm polish and proud of my unibrow 48. Do you like hairy backs?: eww 49. When was the last time you had a hickey?: a long ass time ago. that's a junior high thing 50. Could you live without a computer?: yeah, but it'd be boring 51. Do you use ICQ, AOL Buddy list etc?: not any more 52. If so, how many people are on your list(s)?: used to have about 30. 53. If you could live in any past, when would it be?: i'd go back to colonial times and arm the indians with modern weapons so they could kick whitey's ass 54. Do you wear white socks?: yes 55. Do you wear shoes in the house or take them off?: take them off 56. Your favorite fruit?: elton john 57. Do you eat wheat bread or white?: it's all about potato bread 58. What is your favorite place to visit?: the rock and roll hall of fame, but it's in cleveland 59. What is the last movie you saw?: the bourne identity 60. Do you kiss on the first date?: i never did 61. Are you photogenic?: not by any stretch of the imagination 62. Do you dream in color or black and white?: i don't really see colors 63. Are you wearing fingernail polish?: nope 64. Is it chipped or fresh?: N/A 65. Do you have any dimples?: i don't think so 66. Do you remember being born?: no 67. Why do you take surveys?: cause i have no life 68. Do you drink alcohol?: yeah, but not like i used to 69. Did you like middle school or do you like high school?: high school was better 70. What is the best accent?: british 71. Who do you want to kiss?: they don't make these for married people 72. Do you like sunrises or sunsets the most?: sunsets 73. Do you want to live to be 100?: not if i can't be independent 74. Is appearance important to you?: no one wants to be frumpy, but it's not the most important 75. Do you or have you played with a Ouija board?: not enough money in the world 76. Are you loyal?: yeah 77. Are you tolerant of other peoples beliefs?: yes. we have that responsibility 78. When you watch movies at home, do you like the lights on or off?: off 79. Do you like your nose?: i'd look retarded without it 80. Do you think you can draw well?: only stick figures 81. At what age did you find out that Santa Clause wasn't real?: i grew up in an apartment complex where he'd have gotten shot breaking into peoples apartments. 82. How many pairs of shoes do have in your closet?: none, i keep them under the bed 83. Do you like to wear the same shoes everyday or do you like a variety?: i switch off every once in a while 84. Do you write poetry?: used to 85. Snore?: like a freight train 86. Do you sleep more on your back, front, or sides?: side 87. Cats/Dogs?: dogs. i hate cats 88. Do you lick stamps?: sometimes. i actually like the taste 89. Do you use an electric can opener?: yes 90. Have you ridden in a hot air balloon?: not yet Random ... 91. Like your name?: it's ok, but my mom should learn to spell 92. Were you named after anyone?: the guy with the technicolored dreamcoat 93. Do you wish on stars?: no 94. Which finger is your favorite?: is there any contest? the middle finger is so versatile 95. When did you last cry?: when i stubbed my toe yesterday 96. Do you like your handwriting?: judging by my handwriting, i should already have graduated medical school 97. Who do you admire?: Bono, Martin Frost, John Kerry, Max Cleland 98. What is the #1 priority in your life?: having a successful marriage and finishing school 99. What is your favorite lunchmeat?: ham 100. Any bad habits?: cussing like a sailor, biting sarcasm 101. What is your favorite animal?: camels and llamas 102. If you were another person, would you be friends with yourself?: if i could stand myself 103. Are you a daredevil?: i'm more of a dumbass 104. Have you ever told a secret you swore not to tell?: nope 105. Have you ever stolen anything?: the show 106. Do looks matter?: only in horshoes and hand grenades 107. Have you ever misused a word and it sounded absolutely dumb?: yeah, but don't misunderestimate me 108. Do you think there is a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow?: what the hell kind of question is this? 109. Do fish have feelings?: ??? 110. Are you trendy?: not at all 111. How do you release anger?: lots of cussing 112. Where is your second home?: school or mr jims 113. Do you trust others easily?: why, so they can screw you over? 114. What was your favorite toy as a child?: leggos and GI Joes 115. What class in school do you think is useless?: Algebra, Geometry, basically anything above simple math. you will never use this information. ever. 116. Do you like sappy love songs?: yes, and barry manilow is my hero 117. Have you ever been on radio or television?: inadvertantly on TV, radio a few times 118. Do you have a journal?: online 119. Do you use sarcasm a lot?: I NEVER use sarcasm 120. Have you ever been in another country?: nope, but i was close to Canada 121. What do you look for in a guy/girl?: once again, i'm married 122. What is/are your nickname(s)?: joey, el pollo loco 123. Would you bungee jump?: yeah 124. Do you untie your shoes every time you take them off?: they won't come off unless i do 125. What are you worried about right now?: nothing and everything 126. Do you ever wear overalls?: only one time 127. Do you think you are strong?: average 128. What's your least favorite thing in the world?: whining, stuck up rich bitches 129. How many wisdom teeth do you have?: 4 130. What would you change about yourself?: i'd be a bit taller 131. Who are the people you care most about?: my wife and family I... 132. see: a monitor 133. need: a vacation 134. find: waldo...finally 135. have: the day off 136. love: adelle and pupper...alright, maybe wiggy too 137. hate: tomatoes, sour cream and mayonnaise curses to mayonnaise 138. miss: having a life 139. fear: the dark and swimming alone 140. feel: fine 141. hear: the gorgeous sounds of u2 relaxing me 142. wonder: who killed kennedy? 143. wish: i had a million dollars 144. regret: not becoming a sumo wrestler 145. What will you do now?: read transcripts from the Democratic National Convention. :end transmission: 13:26 - 07.27.04 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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