u2october's Diaryland Diary


yet another freakin survey

i'm finally back to add an entry after 4 days of radio silence. our computer got infected because i inadvertantly turned off norton antivirus, and caught a worm in the process. thanx to a new firewall and better antivirus software, we're back in business. thanx to an inspiring entry by the almighty abe, here goes my first survey of 2004 as well:

1. Pierce your nose or tongue?
neither, i'd pierce my labret and eyebrow though.

2. Be serious or be funny?
definitely going with funny

3. Boxers or briefs?
i've been boxers since the mid 90's, and i'm staying that way.

4. Whole or skim milk?
whole milk. who wants water with food coloring?

5. Single or taken?
i'm taken, but who doesn't want the single life? i'm only kidding

6. Simple or complicated?

i'm a bit of a complicated recluse

7. Law or anarchy?

anarchy, that way, only the smart people would survive

8. Flowers or angels?


9. Grey or gray?

grey, as in earl.

10. Read or write?

a little of both.

11. Color or black-and-white photos?

take a lesson from u2. stick to black and white

12. Sunrise or sunset?

sunrise means the party's over. sunset means it's just begun

13. M&M's or Skittles?

peanut butter m&m's

14. Go to bed late or wake up late? both

16. TV or Radio?

my mther always said i had a face for radio

17. Is it POP or SODA?

saying either of those in my presence will get you smacked

18. X or O in Tic-Tac-Toe?

X, but i despise tic-tac-toe

19. Leather purse or knit purse?

leather, to match my whip. again, a joke

20. Eat an apple or an orange?

really, this subject is like comparing apples and oranges

21. What came first the chicken or the egg?

i still believe the omelette came first

22. Hot or Cold?

abe stole my answer to this one.

23. Light or dark nail polish?

i hate nail polish.

24. Tall members of the opposite sex or short?

short, but not too short

25. Sun or moon?

the moon because i hate sunlight

26. Emerald or ruby?

emerald, because ireland is the emerald isle

27. Mt. Dew or Surge?

gotta do the dew

28. Left or right?

right handed. left politically.

29. 10 acquaintances or 1 best friend?

anybody who will listen

30. Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream?


31. High or Drunk?

since i can't get high anymore, i choose intoxication

32. Green beans or carrots?


33. Low fat or fat free?

i'm keeping all the fat thank you very much

34. What is your biggest fear in the world?

death by drowning or burning

35. Silver jewelry or gold jewelry?


36. Kids or no kids? kids, but only 2

37. Cat or dog? got a dog

38. Half empty or half full? slightly below half empty

at this point, i'm skipping ahead to the last part.

And now folks the Piece de Resistance. You all know the show Inside the Actor's Studio. Well here is the world famous Questionnaire written by the incomperable Bernard Pivot. Enjoy.

1. What is your favorite word?


2. What is your least favorite word?


3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually, or emotionally? creative humor

4. What turns you off?

no self control

5. What is your favorite curse word?


6. What sound or noise do you love?


7. What sound or noise do you hate? My alarm clock

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?


9. What profession would you not like to do?


10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

"hey, the employee entrance is in the back"

:end transmission:

17:01 - 01.05.04


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