u2october's Diaryland Diary

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fishy about the gills

i hate the feeling of my head spinning around whenever i close my eyes.

in an unrelated story,

me and nate have been working on the details of our upcoming move. we decided against a u-haul, as the cheapest one we found was $517. i've been stuck closing every weekend for the last month. i hate closing due to the fact that our domino's closes later than most stores. we are open til 1 a.m. on the weekends, which means i don't clock out til 2:30 a.m.

and now, thanx to my purchase of the SLANG AND EUPHEMISM DICTIONARY, here is a top five:

TOP FIVE EUPHEMISMS FOR INTOXICATION

1. SLEWED

2. UPSIDE-DOWN

3. WAPSED DOWN

4. FISHY ABOUT THE GILLS

5. GALVANIZED

:end transmission:

12:38 - 09.08.02

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